Number-crunching Motorist Gifts

Searching for a gift that combines a motorist's passion with their knack for numbers? Our collection offers humorous and thoughtful items tailored for the analytical driver. Perfect for car enthusiasts who love to solve puzzles or crunch data, these gifts blend humor with their automotive obsession. Whether it's a mug that makes every morning brighter or a t-shirt that shows off their love for engines and equations, you'll find something that hits the mark. Celebrate their unique interests with our creative range of products designed to delight and surprise.

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I'll have to go back to the garage for my calculator.

I'll have to go back to the garage for my calculator. mockup

I'll have to go back to the garage for my calculator.

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'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...' mockup

'You reached the Nervous Investor Fund's Hotline. The per share value is now 19.05, now 18.91, now...'

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"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?" mockup

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

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The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in! mockup

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

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"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"I told you not to polish the car too much." mockup

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

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'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?' mockup

'Is that why our games of hide and seek are over so quickly?'

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"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number." mockup

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

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"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket." mockup

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

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'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.' mockup

'The idea of an artists' retreat is to get AWAY from business concerns, Mr. Harlow.'

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'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.' mockup

'We can't cut out the middle man. With the government in the picture now we are the middle man.'

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"He put the 'fun' in funding."

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'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.' mockup

'...or you could fill out this Form 666 and get a filing extension for all eternity.'

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Rhinestone Accountant

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Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968. mockup

Retrofitting Tax Loopholes Since 1968.

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'It's true

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'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?' mockup

'Well, well. You made thirteen hundred dollars more last year than you did the year before -- you people never learn, do you?'

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Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses. mockup

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

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Room for Error

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'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.' mockup

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

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Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art... mockup

Lester crosses that very fine line separating cost accounting from performance art...

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"Workboy"

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"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss." mockup

"In a perfect world, yes - but you can't claim taxes as a business loss."

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ACcountants Lunch

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'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....'

'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....' mockup

'No campaign contributions to deduct? -- Tsk, tsk, tsk....'

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'Very creative, though it doesn't quite compare with what we're doing over in accounting.'

'Very creative, though it doesn't quite compare with what we're doing over in accounting.' mockup

'Very creative, though it doesn't quite compare with what we're doing over in accounting.'

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"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data." mockup

"I see you're still fishing for that key piece of data."

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'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!' mockup

'Wow! You weren't exaggerating when you said your company had a high cash burn rate!'

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'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.' mockup

'There are few moments in business more exciting than the quarterly placing of the decimal point.'

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'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!' mockup

'As I'm sure you all remember, right here is when we all stopped caring!'

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'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.'

'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.' mockup

'I know that numbers do lie since I happen to work for the IRS.'

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We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.' mockup

We try to be helpful, you can bring in the rest tomorrow.'

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'We have a problem!'

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'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.' mockup

'When you cook up a figure make it an odd number like £321.42, not £300.'

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Number-crunching Motorist Gifts Collection

Number-crunching Motorist Mugs

Explore our range of mugs specially designed for the number-crunching motorist—perfect for their morning coffee and their love of cars.

Number-crunching Motorist Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to complement their car-loving, number-crunching personality. Fun, quirky designs that add personality to any room.

Number-crunching Motorist Prints

Brighten up their space with prints that celebrate the clever world of motors and maths. A stylish addition for enthusiasts and analyzers alike.

Number-crunching Motorist T-Shirts

Check out our fun and witty t-shirts for the motorist who loves to analyze and drive. Great for casual wear and showing off their passions.