Nuclear Neutralizer Gifts

"Do you really think installing a solar panel will satisfy the anti-nukes crowd?"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Successful vaccination

Nuclear energy.

Confusion in A Jar.

'The hostile takeover wasn't as bad as I'd imagined. They hired someone to supply nuance.'

'Oh it's YOU, Mike! For a moment, I thought I heard the tormented howl of a caged animal!'

"The Help Desk guy says to try Ctrl-Alt-Delete....!"

'I'm afraid, Reverend, that what the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.'

How To Turn A Closed-Down Nuclear Reactor Into A Theme Restaurant: A Master Plan.

"This house is so noisy, I invested in a bigger speaker."

Rational explanations

'Let's see, Schneebart — you'd better work on weak nuclear reactions.'

Grim Reaper walks through an urban environment wearing a gas mask.

Must you always be so negative?

"A second bomb will not make us safer."

Iran-UN.

Berlin, 1926, Hans Geiger, counting.

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

99.99% Isn't Good Enough

Breeder Reactor Lab: Gone Fission.

"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"Do you think they'll move the Doomsday Clock forward?"

The End is Near Due To Global Warming/The End is Near due to Nuclear Winter.

'I blame the internet.'

Nuclear Confusion

At the Home for Old Atoms...

"If you purchase these items, I will use this special spray to neutralize the pesticides coating them."

Modi visits France

"Let']s settle this like civilized people - with nuclear warheads!"

Nuclear Processing Plant - Welcome to the workforce.

'We need to be proactive not reactive.'

'THanks to this noise barrier I don't hear Eddie's snoring any more!'