Nuclear Defender Gifts

Environmental Sloth.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

There is No Planet C

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Climate Change

Privacy - Surveillance

The New Normal

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I can see our house from here."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

Spam.

I'd rather be phishing.

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

'Who is to blame?'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"