Nsa Aficionado Gifts

NSA Puppet.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

First Prize!

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Pole Vault Rules

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

Multitasking executive dog

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

101 uses of a dead cat: spring board.

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

Whatever works for you.

Dave's diaper-changing incentive chart.

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"