Nra Follower Gifts

Concealed Carry

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

Religion and Politics

John McCain

"You may now place the ring on the bride..."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Tea Party and the US economy

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

"I still hate you."

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'