Nra Enthusiast Gifts

Charlton Heston sneaking a gun into Heaven.

"I'ma N.R.A. stalwart."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

Ukraine Crisis

Nato Membership

Clandestine cows.

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

You're my Statue of Liberty

Arcarde Patrol

Curate talking to miners

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'I know how worked up everyone is, but let's keep the bird calls to a minimum.'

Intermediate Slouching.

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Street trader tricking police.

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

Updated Classics.

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I intend to start a splinter group, as a reaction against the hesitancy and indecision of this government. . . Who's in?"

"As much as they embarrass us, I think it's time to ask our parties to get different mascots."

"And what if I refuse?"

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"You may have heard me on 'Fresh Air with Terry Gross.' I'm Terry Gross."

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

Peasants Revolt (Casual Dress).

Screwed Again By New Credit Card Rules.

"Ah, what a beautiful morning to be alive, well, and a member of the National Rifle Association!"

George W. Bush.

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."

"Thanks, Chuck, I admire your NASCARness also."