'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'
Congress Follower Gifts
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100 Hours.
'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
Palin 2012
The end of election 2016
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."
Tea Party and the US economy
"You may now place the ring on the bride..."
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
John McCain
"I Win!!!"
"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."
"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'
Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .
Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.
'The rich should be rewarded for being rich, and NOT pay taxes! Zero taxes!!
8 years of GOP economics.
Trump White House Employment
'. . . But where's the beef?'
RFK Jr Anti-Vax
"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"
"The latest poll numbers must be out."
Palin's Teabaggers
Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020
"It's going to be a tough four years."
"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"
'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'
Congress Follower Gifts Collection
Congress Follower Mugs
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