Congress Watchers Gifts

"I only want one thing for Christmas. Straighten out Congress."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

Trump

"Beware of Don"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

'We've conducted a chemical analysis of the beef in hot dogs, and we've determined, Mr Ruth, you are guilty of steroid enhancement.'

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan

Elections in the USA

The End of Trump?

Yet another creepy clown sighting...

Who Are You Going to Believe, Us Or Your Lying Eyes and Ears?

Shelter in Place

'Stay tuned for the next round in the series of Republican Presidential Primary Debates.'

"Sooner or later you just knew it had to come to this. . ."

Office of Donald J. Trump. Deceptionist

Report No Evil

"Hundreds jailed, many hurt as police in riot gear use tear gas and pepper spray to break up large number of protesters..."

"Please remember - if the President doesn't get mad at you, don't take it personally - Mr. Trump is very, very busy."

United States of Cheney.

The Marriage of Alternative Facts."

'Sorry, folks...but our make-up artist didn't show up, so all the lies heard tonight will be bare faced.'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

George Will

'With the deficit and spending bills constantly threatening to close it...the sign shows the current status of Congress.'

The Times - Plate I.

Scandal Du Jour

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Trump's firings

Setting fire to the US flag

'Don't worry, the money we're throwing at the economy is not U.S taxpayer money. It's borrowed money.'

'Our government is comprised of three branches - politicians, lobbyists, and the media.'

"I said I'd WIN the nomination."