Novice Adults Pillows

Today we learned to count to one.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Bad Violinist.

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Napkin Writer

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

'Your first lesson is free.'

If I learn how to write Roman Numerals, will that help me write computer code?

"It's not what you know, it's who you know." "Either way, I'm starting from scratch."

'Of course you can move back in with us, Son... but after only one day?'

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

"No recordering allowed!"

x"It wasn't a bad swing, but you're still moving your head."

IRS: File Tax Returns Here At Your Own Risk

'Something to go with a new velvet suit.'

Odd Angles,a monthly strip on coarse angling

Alas but only a few people master the perfect pick up line

"It keeps asking me if I'll accept cookies... I'm not even hungry!"

"I think it is who you know and I know you.''