Sports Novice Pillows

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

Skiing.

"First time pruning?"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'Don't you know that less packaging creates more waist?'

Bunny Hill

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I don't remember him or the meal or what movie we saw. All I remember is I wore the right jeans."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"Well, I thought I'd give fencing a try, but I sucked at it."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"Triple whammy."

"What's my collar size?"

"Oh, man, I forgot to stretch, ever."

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'

'First time skiing?'

Bad Violinist.

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

'Tom just had his first workout at the gym.'

I don't know much about Tennis...

"First date. You'd think she would have done something about her eraser."

'Your first lesson is free.'

Tom Prepares for his Hot Date.

"Yes, but it's naturally toxic."

Lazy man reading a fitness book.