Novelty Toy Collector Pillows

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Clown on bike.

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Recalculating route..."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Fossil record player.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'