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"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Clown on bike.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Hay Rides $10

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Recalculating route..."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Fossil record player.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

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Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Teddy and friends.

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'