Notification Navigator Pillows

"Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"I am not asking for directions."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

New music conference

Network Extending from Buttonhole

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

Newspaper suicide.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'