Notification Navigator Pillows

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'Are we there yet?'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Computer Expert

"I am not asking for directions."

New music conference

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Network Extending from Buttonhole

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Newspaper suicide.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Battery Lighthouse

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I recommend number five if you have only $20 so that you can still leave a tip."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'