Note Navigator Pillows

'I don't like your tone, Mr Baines.'

Violin

Musical Ski Lift

Musician's Fishing Trip

'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Musical Bicycle.

Concert pianist on his way to work.

First violinist has an 'MVP' sign on his chair

"C major 7, F major 7. . . and that's been the story of my life."

"This song is very difficult for me, emotionally. Plus, the chords are hard."

A woman dances to music on the radio.

Conservatoire

Musical Snooker

New music conference

Guitars

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Music shop

'Thanks, Peter Potterpoop!'

A Musician's Wings

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I'll do the dishes as soon as I finish learning how to play the piano."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"I am not asking for directions."

My other cello is a Stradivari

'Need I remind you who's boss here?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.