Notification Seeker Pillows

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Wikipedia...

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

Spelling a newspaper

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

"Baldo, we need to talk."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'My kids don't understand me.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

Need Wi-Fi

'Internet access... internet access....'