Notification Seeker Prints

"I feel sh***y . . . yeah that didn't help."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"Do you mind?"

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

Wikipedia...

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Spelling a newspaper

"OK, now you can sing your heart out."

"The WiFi password is: 'buysomethingorgetout'."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

The Wiki Man.

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"Baldo, we need to talk."

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'My kids don't understand me.'

"Stop following me, please! I'm going to the toilet!"

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

'Well, so much for our secluded beachfront property.'