Not-so-punctual Partner Gifts

'Your wife came by and left a message'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'You're late for our meeting again'

Late for a date,,,

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Is that a new watch?"

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'Sorry I'm late!'

"You're late."

"I should've done this years ago. All the good ones got taken."

'Yes, I'm settling out of court.'

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

'Sorry if I'm late.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."

The 'Time Management' consultant rang to say she double booked and she's going to be late!"

"You can't sleep? Have you tried meditating, then reading for an hour, then going to the couch...."

'We need to talk about your time-keeping.'

"Hey hon, don't wait up. They too the handcuffs and leather whip away from me at security."