Punctual Protagonist Gifts

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Time Clock

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Deadlines, Inc.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Sorry I'm late.'

"How about fashionably never?"

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

Late for a date,,,

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."