Punctual Protagonist Mugs

'Boy you're an early bird: Your appointment is not for another four hours...'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"You keep impeccable time."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Am I the first one here?'

Deadlines, Inc.

Time Clock

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"How about fashionably never?"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Clock in, Clock out.

Internal Clocks.

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

Late for a date,,,

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

'You're late for our meeting again'