Nosy Buddy Gifts

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

"Is it that bad?"

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

$1: Family Secrets

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"My therapist plays with my brain."

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"You need to turn down the vibration setting on your cell phone."

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

'I'm Marcus and I'll be listening in on your conversations this evening.'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow