Bullish Buddy Gifts

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"Is it that bad?"

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

"Sometimes I bark at nothing."

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Since when did your time spend being man's best friend become billable hours."

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

'I don't know much about Art, but i can tell you all about his wife.'

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Hunger is a terrible thing, especially around dinner time!'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

Beware of Dogs

"Nothing personal. It's just business."

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

Man's Best Friend - Man's Worst Friend - Man's Only Friend

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

He gets mad at us when we bark at the mailman. Then he barks for hours at those tiny people in the box!

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'