Bashful Buddies Gifts

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"You know very well what fish!"

A bald eagle approaches middle age

'He's barking mad!'

This here's my kitty! I call er Whiskers!

Bashful Royal Guard

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

'You're nuts! It isn't any hotter than usual so quit brining up global warming!'

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'No wonder I never have time to do anything else. I'm a one woman news team.'

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"At our age I figure we only have two taste buds left. One for vodka and one for wine."

'Sit! Fetch! Beg! Heel! Speak! When will he make up his mind?'

"Enjoying a sudden decrease in vision and hearing, are we, Horndog? Well, guess who's enjoying a headache!"

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

'Henderson - Come in here and rub my belly.'

"Tonight: date with an angel: gonna meet her at seven: be on my way to heaven. Get the picture, Bob?"

"Don’t look at me. You’re the one who brought him the newspaper."

'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'

'Okay, so I'll ask someone else to marry me!'

'I won't be frittering my bonus away on booze and stuff.' ... 'I'll drink to that.'

'My school reunion is in three days. Any suggestions on how I can at least appear to have achieved greatness by then?'

"I can't understand a word you say when your helmet is shut."

A confrontation between two boys