Banished Bus Buddies Gifts

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Fur Baby

Vacation Bus Photo

The lesser of two evils.

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

'Don't be alarmed - I'm a proctologist.'

"Is that 'good reptilian' or 'bad reptilian'?"

"This is too much homework, Ms. Fraily. We're only allowed one carry-on on the bus."

A Bus Conductor.

Bee Bar

Bus rally tour

'He's a bit camera shy.'

desert bus stop...

'No, nothing permanent. Just maybe spend a little less time together each day, that's all.'

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

"So let me get this straight...the equality movement has basically doubled the number of crazy high school kids who secretly decorate cars in the middle of the night?"

"I never got my name in lights, but once at a game I got my face on the Jumbotron."

'Henderson - Come in here and rub my belly.'

"Hey, Pal. Am I right or am I wrong? There's a Jumbo jet but there's no Dumbo jet."

'New glasses often hurt at first Tom.'

"I find the ride goes a lot quicker when you have someone to try to convert."

"Sorry, we don't go to the middle, yet."

'My school reunion is in three days. Any suggestions on how I can at least appear to have achieved greatness by then?'

BRIGHAM YOUNG'S WORST NIGHTMARE, 'The kids missed the school bus!'

Deep Vein Thrombosis from the bus home

'Man, competition is getting tough these days.'

'The slogan is no child left behind.'

One of the many benefits of getting older and farting a lot. You always get to sit alone in the bus.