Nostalgic Letter Lover Gifts

"I know it's a ransom note, but it's just so refreshing to get a handwritten letter these days."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"I made you a mixtape."

Elvis Presley

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

"Why mum, I didn't know that you had written a book."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Letter Collecting Nerd

Grandma's caf

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'Junior's writing has improved. His letters from college pleading for more money, are froceful and flawlessly written.'

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Antiques

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

Liam Gallagher.