Nostalgic Homemaker Gifts

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Lost Diary'

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely