Nostalgic Homemaker Pillows

"Who called who never calls" "What's in the freezer? It's half a loaf of rye bread" "Fun quiz! When are you getting married? Page 12." "Top ten pieces of furniture to wrap in plastic"

Domestic Superheroes!!

Hungry child

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"I had to skip my workout."

Musical Accompaniment to Household Chores.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

Amy Sedaris

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

"And it comes with a coin filter for when you vacuum under the cushions."

'You used to make love to me like a Flying Scotsman, now you're more like a Puffing Billy!'

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

A father comes home from work and is given a baby.

'Lost Diary'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

Old fashioned Christmas shopping

Search for Missing Socks

Those missing socks...where do they go?

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

'You're not supposed to use fabric softener on ARMOR!'

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

Housewife with her toddler hooked on the end of the mop.

Mom & Pop General Store - Going Out of Business Slowly But Surely

1998: A Look Back