Nostalgic For The Stone Age Gifts

Paul goes home for the holidays

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"The record player is skipping again."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Paleo-to-go