Nostalgic For The Stone Age Mugs

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'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Paul goes home for the holidays

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'I'm being punished. Nothing even remotely electronic for two weeks.'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"The record player is skipping again."

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Don't let the Leave It To Beaver lunchbox fool you...that new manager is TOUGH!"

"I thought you might like to hear how my love-making sounded when I was a younger man."

"When I was a girl, I went horseback riding every day!"

"My great-uncle Lupe owned a barber shop! He made a lot of money!"

'Now that you're hired, our Housing Coordinator will show you to the bunkhouse.'

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Bertie Wooster type teaching a parrot to talk

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'