Stone Age Fashion Lover Gifts

Cave woman curling hair with club.

Victorian Lady

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

Victorian Selfie

I want to hold your hand

Blue Dress

Lady in a pretty dress

Women's Fashion

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Two Victorian men dancing

Servant running after a couple dressed up for a fancy ball with the door-key

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Classical Fashion Changed Rapidly and Distincly the Very Moment That Jerky Teenagers Were Invented.

Duchess

A Head-Dress in 1777

A design, showing how the pretty hoods worn by ladies might be made useful as well as ornamental.

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

Feathers and Cape

Paleo-to-go

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

"And when did this compulsion to wear crinoline petticoats begin, Susan?"

Blue dress

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."

Purple dress

Costume

Mikhail Lermontov

Aesthetic Pioneers

A Cornish Man

"Temperatures are expected to rise throughout the day, sir. May we remove our frock coats?"

"Can someone please invent clothing that will cover both nipples?"

Blimey, you're showing your age now, Tom.

Countess

A georgian woman

Portrait