Stone-age Stylist Gifts

"Oh, no. Not hunters or gatherers...decorators."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Please! No harmonizing during ululations!"

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Queen of Upcycling!

Those Were The Days

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

"This is what I use for social media."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

Man discovers the wheel, sort of.

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'

"I'm waiting for them to work out the bugs first,"