Nostalgic For The Pits Gifts

"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."

"I need to tinkle."

Ode to a Grill

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

Elephant rides.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Ball pit

All Major Cash Honored.

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

Edwardians.

The Farmer's Return.

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Things of the past...

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

Bring back the cat.

Top Trolls

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"