Nostalgic For The Pits Gifts

"Trevor left the pit ten years ago.. but he likes to keep his hands in."

"I need to tinkle."

Ode to a Grill

"It's probably just seasonal."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I said remember those extra years we added to our lives by good clean livin'?"

Celebrity Phrenologist.

Elephant rides.

'I just want to be sure to get this right. You met again your imaginary childhood friend and then happened WHAT?'

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

Uncle Mort, you fought in Korea, right? You think that war will start up again? Not if I can help it. It was the morning of July 27, nineteen hundred and fifty-three. I was pinned down on Pork Chop Hill. My bazooka had run out of ammo. All I could find to load into it was a stuffed panda bear. I loaded it and fired that bear into the maw of the enemy. It struck one of them atop the noggin. Moments later, the armistice was signed. Every July 27th, I awaken at dawn and chuck that same panda at the

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

Today on the Ask Sadie Show, we'll be addressing one single topic: Wondering. In my day, when a body said I wonder why dust bunnies are called dust bunnies, it led to all sorts of delightful speculation. We could while away hours debating whether it was a marketing ploy by big broom ... or whether it dated back to Napoleon, who had a fetish for dirty rabbits. And if we were lucky, opinions could get so heated that fisticuffs would ensue. Wondering is just one of many lovely human experiences utt

"Grandma, where did people get all their fake news before social media?"

Ball pit

All Major Cash Honored.

'And this is Great Grandpa Bobo. They say he slipped on a banana peel and died, but I think it was just a heart attack.'

"The video of our wedding now includes commentary."

Geriatrics clinic: 'Wine, women and song, Doc! But not swashbuckling too!'

The Farmer's Return.

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

'This used to be such a nice neighborhood ... mob killings, family arguments, open sewers ...'

Edwardians.

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

And then, right in the middle of a Warrant/Winger double bill, Rob Myers becomes the first person in history to actually have his socks rocked off.

Things of the past...

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

Digital clocks (includes digital cuckoo clock).

"Even though we're a tech company, we can only provide these walkie-talkies. That's the downside of being a startup."

'Remind me again darling - what were we just arguing about?'

"Where's Waldo Jr.?"

Darth Vader advertises nasal strips.

Bring back the cat.