Nostalgic Carpet Fan Gifts

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Stainglass Windows '33

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

Furthest bounced drunk.

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

Why are direction signs always so bad?

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Fuel Carrier

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

Panty Hose 25c - Installed Free.

'I remember when we used to have to watch one football game at a time.'

"Oh, put that blasted cell phone away."