Nostalgic Carpet Fan Prints

'I said shag carpeting.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Best before 65 million BC.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

St Bernard Toilet Holder

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Stainglass Windows '33

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

'Dauber Micawber'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

'You don't look like a man who's off his rocker to me.'

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player, saying: 'Luddite!'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

Why are direction signs always so bad?

Furthest bounced drunk.

Rudolph the reindeer with a huge red nose.

'Ye Olde Optician.'

Fuel Carrier

Tried Pot

He wants a black coffee. Do we serve that?

Panty Hose 25c - Installed Free.

'Bing Crosby singing 'I'm dreaming of a warm summer'? I'll have to check.'

'I remember when we used to have to watch one football game at a time.'