Rustic Style Fan Prints

Designer Babies - "A little distressing and this nursery would look good." - "Are you joking, minimalism is the way to go."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Draw!

'When she walks in she lights up the room...' 'It's living next to the nuclear plant.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Beachy Hair

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

St Bernard Toilet Holder

Sex and violence/hell and brimstone.

Stainglass Windows '33

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Artist with Spot Paintings for Sale

'I said shag carpeting.'

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

"Since we're off the grid, Madge does the cooking over a bonfire."

"I love your shadow, it's so retro."

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

"The lime-green vest is a little much, and the shoes - good Lord, those are women's shoes!"

"Yes, I'm sure it'll work. They hate turkeys with bad taste."

'No one moves me quite the way you move me Kevin.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

'This is the most unusual post & pier construction I've ever seen.'

"The Southwestern look. I love it!"

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

Fuel Carrier

A man wears a jacket embroidered with the words "The Alleged Perpetrator - Bronx".

Stile victim.

Dog Outhouse

'See what I mean, Martha? There's just no respect anymore.'

"It's so nice to be living off the grid."

'I wonder if cowboys wear pumps?'