Nosebleed Warrior Gifts

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Travelling

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Motor Tourism

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Heading off with a packed bag

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Airport

"You're never home."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The next fast train has gone.

Flights and Coronavirus

"How's my tripping you up?"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Well, now we've seen it."

'I'll take ten, please.'

"I think I'm lost."