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'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

Polar bear bowling alley

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Motor Tourism

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Travelling

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Heading off with a packed bag

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

"You're never home."

Airport

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Look honey! Our lost luggage found its way home all by itself!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

The next fast train has gone.

"Well, now we've seen it."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

"How's my tripping you up?"

Flights and Coronavirus

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

'I'll take ten, please.'