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'You'll see, you'll see, that will stop the bleeding just as the hand will!'

"I didn't want anything. I just wanted to see how fast you could get here in case of an emergency!"

Pollution.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

I had my eyes dilated.

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"Remember, Nanook, no kissing for a couple of days."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"Reduce my ears? No, I want to make my nose bigger!"

"This cozy area between the smog and the sea is quite livable."

Air Bill

Environmental danger.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

Canadian wildfires

'I name this child 'Blumming Nuisance'.'

Factory Smoke

'Well, good morning Mr. Daniel, have a seat in our waiting room.'

Asthma cats

Computers - Best Before 31/12/99

"Why are you hurting me? I didn't hurt you."

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

Bee

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Vampire dentist.

Plastic surgeon's here.

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

Pinocchio finally takes the plunge.

'Tony is allergic to the cat.'

'Inhaled air in L.A.'

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

Felicity wishes upon the smog.

"This is a fine time to discover you have an egg allergy, Fiona!"

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.