Sneeze Survivor T-Shirts

'Gesundheit.'

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

"Gesundheit."

"The tests came back positive. You're H2O intolerant."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

'Bless you!'

"Modern art?"

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Yes, you were snoring again."

'My elbow has a cold!'

Sneeze

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

Asthma cats

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.