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'Gesundheit.'

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

Bad times to sneeze

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'What's the diagnosis?' - '*Cough*' - 'It's not good, I'm afraid.' - 'Tell me. I have to know.' - 'You have man flu, Peel.' - 'Why, God? Why?!!' - 'I'm so sorry.' -

'Gesundheite!'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

'You see, I'm allergic to dog dander....'

Man sneezes and blows flowers out of painting.

"Gesundheit."

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Asthma cats

"I had to get the glass in my front window replaced. I've never known anyone with a more powerful sneeze than my dad!"

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

Sneeze

'Bless you!'

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Modern art?"

'My elbow has a cold!'

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?