Nose For Wine Gifts

'One develops a nose...'

'A cheeky red?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wino Appreciation Group

Wine of the Day Club

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Red for me, please.'

Wine

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

A Good Year.

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

"You need a hobby."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"Will you call me?"

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

'Is Sir quite sure he wouldn't prefer a glass?'