Nose For Wine Pillows

'One develops a nose...'

'A cheeky red?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"Whine and cheezed party."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Wino Appreciation Group

No boyfriend, can't be bothered t-shirt

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

'Red for me, please.'

Wine

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

Lady on left - 'He's a man after my own heart' Lady on right - 'A cardiologist?'

"You need a hobby."

"I can't wait till after the election when everything will be perfect."

A Good Year.

'Haven't you something a little more of an OLDER vintage?'

'You have an impressive cellar.'

"Listen...Tonight I'll decide when I've had enough"

"I broke it off with him when I realized his love of quinoa was but a sham."

Singles Night: 'No, no, it's not you, the problem's with me - it's just that I'm cursed with good taste.'

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

"I want a wine that's wise but unassuming, and not ashamed of a screw on cap."

'Better steer clear of the red meat - I'll have pink salmon with a few blue mussels, green peas, black eyed beans and a bottle of rose.'

"Will you call me?"

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"