Fine Wine Fan Gifts

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

'A cheeky red?'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Bacchus.

Sauvignon Bonk

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

'Man...You age great!'

"I think it stopped breathing."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"He gets easily abstracted."