Wine And Dine Fan Gifts

"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Love is in the air...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"What did Jesus order?"

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

Wine and Cheese

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Still the Same

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

Two men toasting

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Dogs with alcohol collars.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"