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"Another bottle? Do you think we can afford to open another can of tuna?"

"Fred read red wine has lots of benefits including a longer life!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

Love is in the air...

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Thank you so much, but I just followed the directions in the cookbook.'

"What did Jesus order?"

"How about a little more coffee?"

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"Would madam like to sniff the resealable cap?"

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'The first rule of enjoying fine wine is to make sure you and the wine are in the same room.'

"....and some apple pie for dessert...oh miss, remember that a la mode!"

Wine and Cheese

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

Two men toasting

"Pecan pie with rum-raisin ice cream is the best revenge."

"I'm told the omelettes here have a broader purpose."

'Seems it all started at a wine-tasting seminar m'lud, nobody brought a bucket.'

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

Dogs with alcohol collars.

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"We think it sort of brightens up the breakfast."

'Enjoy your meal, sir, but remember -- no kinky stuff!'

Bishop reads menu which features only loaves, fishes, water and wine.

'The waitress gave us a weird look. On the way back, I'd better drive and you can stick your head out the window.'

'I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night.'

'SPRING water-in the middle of summer???'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"