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'He says we're too far north for Moon Pies.'

Sailor in Car.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Snowmobull

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'It was this big. I swear'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Dog Igloo.

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Monkey Business

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

Mouse shopping after hours

The Happy Ship

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

USS Party Time.

People in the north country didn't know what to make of narcissus.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Making Things Pleasant.

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business I demand a Republic'