Northern Adventures Mugs

'He says we're too far north for Moon Pies.'

Sailor in Car.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Snowmobull

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'It was this big. I swear'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Dog Igloo.

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

'Dreams of how it might have been.'

"Son, 'Law of the Jungle' means that the tax authority guys are the predators and your dad is the prey."

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"I am just going outside to find an NHS dentist and may be some time."

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

The Happy Ship

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Mouse shopping after hours

'Maybe I should abandon my crew and keep all the treasure for myself!'

Making Things Pleasant.

'Yale's my first choice but any ivy school will do.'

Submarine Sees Jesus Walking on Water

Cleaner in a museum getting scared by the exhibits.

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

People in the north country didn't know what to make of narcissus.

Captain's Log: Day 3 of Polly's cracker detox was a tough one...

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”