North Pole Lore Pillows

Night of the Living Reindeer

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Santa's Helpers

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Look! A streaker!

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"That was naughty AND nice."

'Now before you get all upset, I got ten percent above market value.'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'Whoa, rough landing! Are you guys okay?'

"It's just temporary, Comet, until Rudolph feels better."

'Your job on these shirts is to translate the washing instructions in 49 different languages.'

"For the last time, Dad, I don't want to be a dentist! I want to make toys like the other elves."

"Just how do you propose to pay for this giveaway?"

Filling up with Deersil.

'Collected Works' of Santa Clause

'This is the post, Bill: They come here, touch it, take a photo and leave quickly... Humans are so strange...'

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

"I told you not to break so hard."

"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

A North pole dancer.

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Santa's workshopping"

Nothing but snow and ice for 1500 miles -- how does he DO it?

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

Santa Clause answers Girl's Phone Call

Are the North Pole bars closed?

'I hate Mondays!'