Norse Mythology Explorer T-Shirts

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mummy Beggar

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

Wotan

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

"Must be those ancient aliens you hear so much about."

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

Heavenly Ships

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Sea Angel

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."