Norse Mythologist T-Shirts

Sad Brunhilde.

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Wotan with eye patch

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

Unicorn in the Woods

Europa takes a selfie

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

"All the better to ignore you with."

Ginger God

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Hunding

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."

'Oh-oh †the Snake's telling Eve about cloning!'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Look, Sire, I collected feedback from the people. They really like you!!"

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"