Norse Mythologist T-Shirts

Sad Brunhilde.

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"We bring him gifts of gold, frankincense and mercantile mutual hedge fund options."

"Your grandma and I have decided to live together."

Europa takes a selfie

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"All the better to ignore you with."

Ginger God

'The computer can talk to terminals all over the country. Bentley thinks it's talking about him.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

'To redeem your wishes, fill out all required fields, including username and password.'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'Oh-oh †the Snake's telling Eve about cloning!'

"Yeah, I'm the Tooth Fairy. But you're gonna have to take a check."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

Wotan

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

"Look, Sire, I collected feedback from the people. They really like you!!"

"Were the 'Trolls' internet trolls?"

"I just pick a new one each season. How else would you get a new Apple?"

Tooth Fairy