Norse Myth Buff T-Shirts

Wotan with eye patch

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Viking Loch Ness

Snowyphus

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

Viking sitting patiently while his wife winds her wool on his helmets horns to sort it out.

The Final Selfie

"Magnus! How many times must I tell you...Skulls of your enemies go on the top rack!!!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

Ginger God

'I'm bored with the Sisyphus channel. Switch to the Tantalus channel.'

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

Hunding

Sisyphus

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

Centaur becomes pantomime horse

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

'Don't worry, I'll keep my eye on the place.'

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

Wotan

Orpheus and his violin

Weigh station

True biblical stories.

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

Hagen