Nordic Lore Fan T-Shirts

Viking helmet...

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

Viking Loch Ness

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

"Connect A2 to B3, insert D3 into E5....I hate flat packs!"

'You've had a bad day? Try being stuck in this house!'

"Pooper-scoopers!"

Viking warrior has admirer.

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

Hunding

I love invading Switzerland, just for the hot chocolate.

Viking with bike handlebars on helmet.

'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'

"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"

Wotan

Face it, Sven, we're old - pillage doesn't mean what it used to mean.

"Olaf! Remind me never to buy from Viking D.I.Y. again."

"I am Thor, God of Thunder - and this is my brother, Low-key."

'Relax - everyone's a bit scared on their first raid.'

'You're radiating negative energy.'

"Hopefully I'll have enough frequent pillaging points after this trip to get a new sword!"

Surely you've heard of "Thor's Hummer"!

Rainbow bridge to Valhalla

"Deep down, I really believe the people of this country would've LOVED our brand of freedom and democracy. Too bad they didn't survive it."

Brunhilda

Hagen

"... No, it isn't a spelling mistake."

Viking takes off his horned helmet and reveals that he actually has horns.

Brunhilde in a ring of fire

Hammer of God

Mournful Rhinemaidens

"Uff da! We heard you have lutefisk."